Steaks Eatery just reopened up the road from me and with it comes an unusual opportunity to create culinary and digestive history. It’s “The Big Kahuna,” a $14.95, 2.5 pound hamburger guaranteed to shock and delight. Picture a bun as large as a Frisbee. Meat 1.5 inches thick. Your choice of condiments. One pound of fries on the side. Finish it in one sitting and your photo is enshrined on the restaurant wall.

I’ve been thinking about who might be up to a Big Kahuna challenge.  Last night my inspiration arrived during a particularly greasy Chinese take-out dinner. And so I lay down my first Big Kahuna challenge: Scott Winstead, are you up to the challenge?  I’m buying if you’re eating. If you survive and succeed, I’ll even spring for the commemorative Big Kahuna victory T shirt. I have but 2 conditions:

1. Assembling a cheering section for you during your BK challenge.

2. Video documenting this historic event.

The world awaits your reply.